CUTE SPIKY PLUSHY

$28.00 — FINAL SALE, FINAL ANSWER

A pocket-sized nightmare that just wants to be held. Soft black plush, spiky silhouette, dead-eyed and devoted. Adopt the void — it bites back, affectionately.

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TESTIMONIES FROM THE OTHER SIDE

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"Wore it to my ex's wedding. Caught the bouquet. Threw it back."

— MORTICIA R., VERIFIED GHOUL

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"Heavy enough to feel alive. First thing in years."

— RAVEN W., MEMBER № 0666

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"My mom hates it. Five skulls."

— LILITH K., REPEAT OFFENDER