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CUTE SPIKY PLUSHY
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CROWN OF THORNS CHAIN
$52.00$78.00SAVE 33%
A barbed-wire and Cuban-link chain that drags an oversized baroque crucifix down to your sternum. Thorns up top, salvation at the bottom — wear your guilt where everyone can see it. Heavy, matte, and completely unbothered by your repentance.
THE DETAILS +
• Matte black stainless steel — won't tarnish, won't rust, won't repent
• Mixed chain: barbed-wire links knotted through chunky Cuban links
• Oversized ornate baroque crucifix pendant
• Screw-lock carabiner clasp
• Length approx. 50cm / 20"
• Hypoallergenic & waterproof
BUY 2, GET 1 FREE — code DEADGIVEAWAY.
SHIPS IN 48H · ✞ LIFETIME WARRANTY — YOURS, NOT OURS
TESTIMONIES FROM THE OTHER SIDE
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"Wore it to my ex's wedding. Caught the bouquet. Threw it back."
— MORTICIA R. · VERIFIED CUSTOMER
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"Heavy enough to feel alive. First thing in years."
— RAVEN W. · VERIFIED CUSTOMER
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"My mom hates it. Five skulls."
— LILITH K. · VERIFIED CUSTOMER
